Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

This.

I've been watching UFC for 6+ yrs, reason I don't carry a gun nyucka!

Also i just started watching dexter, badass show.

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We all know goodhart is "that guy" who actually thinks he can fight from watching UFC, that is the sad part.

I mean he is the self proclaimed "Drinking League CEO" no one, and I repeat no one, fucks with a guy that cool.

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Custom! Black ppl I tell ya they be kray kray! Better a gun which he prolly can't aim.... well decently enough to hit target first try, :p then a Samurai sword like this one cat down at sonic yesterday CRAZY SHARP!!! (I'm black)

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Haha Aaron you'd be first to dip into ur auto dsm cause it'll actually go into gear haha! Sidebar if your running from lashawn with gun in hand don't run and get in your DSM! you will be caught and shot!

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I know you are good peoples Alpha.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

It's true. Minnesota's welfare system is one of the "best." By "best," I mean it's better funded (than other states) and easier to get on/abuse than most states. When I was working in in-patient rehab in south Minneapolis (Before I was almost killed by a stray bullet), a larger percentage of the clients I had were from Chicago and came here because of MN social services.

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Your first error was sitting at an SA chatting with the employees.

Its a "piece".

He held up which woman? The one of the four that had your back?

Another half an hour held hostage? Or is this a flashback?

Did he continue holding up the store or did he chase you in his car? Or was it his homeboy? When did you run? Before or after he took the other black woman hostage?

I'm really sorry but your story has holes. So unlike you said, you definitely have PTSD. Or you've clearly smoked yourself retarded.

Post up some links to the police blotter when they show up. I'd like to know what happened after you ran.

P.S. Don't smoke or drink and post on them internets. Or in real life. Or in your feeble mind.

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Lol peter is mad.

Affected much?

I'm totally the type who would make this up, forgot.

If I was trying to make a troll up, everyone knows it would be on the body building forums.

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It is odd that a SA had no other employees that came in and left while you were being held up for half an hour or more, and that none of them that did come in called the police after they left. If I came in and a store was being held up, id probably call the police.. Its not like anyone can find out you called the police if its anonymous.

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Actually, I proclaimed him the CEO. He could also probably kick the majority of 'Style asses. :lol:

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

I'm going with smoked completely fuckin retarded. Probably got so drunk/high and was watching an episode of "First 48" that he thought he was actually experiencing the episode :lol:


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Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Holy shit dude. Insane story.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

If you were going to pay a guy 20 bucks to smoke part of his cigar, why not just buy your own? Should probably hold off on the cocktails next time because that makes no sense.

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So dsm421 = dark passenger, right?

http://www.postcount.net/forum/showt...-Super-America

This thread is retarded, just like dsm421's brain from too much weed and alcohol.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Probably went something like this:

"Hey brah, mind if I pay you $20 to smoke some of your $3 Swisher Sweet Brah? You know you want my drunk ass lips all over your cigar brah"

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I went into the SA last night, same employees were working, both refused to acknowledge the situation even happened. So I doubt they even called the police.

Had I known this was going to unwravel some deep feelings of hate for so many people towards me, I would have never shared it.

He was clearly going to put weed in that swisher, sorry you fail to recognize this.

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Guys guys guys.... hold on everyone calm down, i have an announcement....

Trogdor officially made a post NOT trying to sell someone an evo. Lets get a round of applause for that... He could have actually stated "If you had this evo, you would have been able to get away faster", but he resisted.

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^^lmao

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Internet is srs business for most of you, lol.

Goodhart, who are we kidding, you wouldn't have ran, you're too fat and unathletic.

And quite frankly, Tom has no teeth because he decided brushing them was optional, but here this guy clearly deserves to be talkig down to people.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

he has increased his donut intake with his new jobby job.

In (tv) reality, running is the Pu$$y move. Why didnt you stand and beat his ass and be the savior of the day? LOL

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Nah, Just ate out your mom too much. Her pussy is way too sweet.

Get back on the mic studio gangsta, that shit is HAWT.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

You can't troll a troll. Nothing you say could or will affect me.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Not as hot as your smile, boo.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Ok eyedea, keep up the great work.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Hey at least you have a cool new experience you can rap about. Maybe then you can have some street cred yo, like tupac or biggie.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

:pc:

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Because only you and goodhart are clearly bad ass enough to beat the shit out of a guy with a gun in your face. I don't know about you, but I like breathing, but then again I have a lot more to lose than you, like teeth for instance.

Ya feel meh fam?

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

fam, huh? You really are a gangsta thug y0!


lmao @ tom!

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

You're too dumb to understand sarcasm. Too much fat clogging your synaptic gaps.

Go google that and find out what it means. You clearly have a mild case of autism at best.

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It means Family. I suppose you wore the letter off the keys needed to type the words Brah, Bro, Brotato, etc so you needed a new word to use since its basically used the same, except for I only hear inmates use that garbage only thugs could call english. I have a feeling a shithead like you would be like peas in a pod with the guys at my work

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

do you have any youtube videos of you spittin hot fire ?

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You know it brah, already posted them here.

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Only a pussy would run. I would of knocked the dumbass out. Stick a gun in my face you better pull the trigger. If not I will do anything possible to get the gun and pistol whip the dbag.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

Know how I know you aren't lying? Because you said it over the internet.

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You like breathing, yet you decided to put your back to a guy that had a gun to your head, and run.
And what exactly do you have to lose, oh yea that big record deal. hahah
you said it yourself on the studio gangsta shit. and by calling yourself that simply means you talk it but cant back up anything you say. Whats funny is that if you were to make it big being a gangsta we can always bring this up and show your true gangstaness.

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We don't take our selves seriously enough to think we were about to "go big" lol.

Also gun to your head equals bullet to your head which equals death.

Your back to a gun equals bullet to your back which equals a higher probability of living.

Hope I was able to break that down enough for a monogloid like you Tom.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdmN_L3kQs&hd=1

ok lets break this down shall we: (first and foremost, using a techno song that was played out in the 90s, only sets the mood for the played out "rhymes" about to hit your eardrums).
Murderous (hardly)
Dont fuck wit us (definitely because if we did we would have to run and get exercize trying to run and catch you)
Rollin Wit Goons (Hmmm.. maybe not this time)
And a buncha killas (you mean the guy pointing the gun to your head?)
Phat Pockets bitch (Of course you do, if your paying $20 for a swisha)
Lots of Scrillaz (Are they related to Skrillex? Equinox is a great song about a child molester)
The bar mind (drunk?)
Your girl lookin fine (really... uh thanks)
bet i take her home, call her mine (doubtful)
Into the bidness, tie her up (normal practice for a rapist, awesome)
give her da bidness (didnt you just say bidness)
Phat raps and cunts (Nothing like a phat rap and a cunt on a warm summer day)
Phat raps and blunts (why not ask a guy buying a swisher to suck on his blunt)

meh, im done the rest of that shit was weak.

Re: Well, almost had my brains splattered against the wall tonight...
 

It's fat wraps and blunts.

However I'm impressed with the rest of your breakdown of my lyrics.