Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

After being there for 2+ hours...

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

I know! I'm sick of this stupid girl crap. I think I'ma just take the easy way out and get a little puppy like you haha.

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Huh?

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

chicks dig little puppies! I kinda worded that wrong, but puppies=chick magnets haha.

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

lol

If you put your hat on straight the girls might respond differently. :D

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hahahaha

http://www.thevirtualunderground.net...8/04/pwned.jpg

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

I don't have any pets :) I used the S2000 to pick up my girl.

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Wow I totally thought you were scheids. I just woke up cut me some slack. I'm an idiot
http://laser2.legs-world.co.uk/images/owned-tank.jpg

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

HAHA ok.

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Just try and feel her up. That will get you out of the friends zone no matter how you look at it. She will either never talk to you again or have sex with you :). But puppies are definatly chick magnets!

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Thats actually great advice. It'll make it nice and clear where you want to take things and if she doesn't agree then forget it and stop talking to her. Who knows, maybe you'll get some lovin' and then she'll never talk to you again (this would be ideal) b/c she'd regret it the next day!

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

genius ideas guys. I can't believe I haven't thought about that!

Mission "Hit it and Forget it" is now in action.

Edt: Mission "Hit it and Forget it" has now been aborted and replaced with mission "Fuck my life." haha

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Yeah.... not happening. ;)

**PS:You know she WILL check this forum too right?**

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Bahahaha owned.

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Brian got owned AGAIN, in the same day, in the same thread. This thread is awesome.

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

I call bs. I tried to get her to register on a diff forum and she's like no I have myspace haha.

but just to play it safe, kracka I'll donate $2 to the board if you clean up a couple posts :) hahah



I think I'm done posting today lol

Edit: I can't stop laughing!

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Me and my friends agreed she was a good looking girl Brian, don't give up! lol

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

LOL Brian! You guys are more than welcome to borrow Turbo or Jill to pick up chicks with! Just ask! How do you think I picked up anna..... ;)

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

Waving your dick around holding a bottle of JD?

Re: Porky's Tuesday evening.
 

I HAVE done that, but she likes bacardi more than anything else... :P