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Now an Asian mix that is into Evo's and plays video games...woo doggy, now we are talking. You see, the asian mix is key because straight asians have a short shelf life, meaning they look old very quickly and they all look the same. The part USA in them keeps them hot for years :) |
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A guy can dream right ? All asians are good at video games though I thought, guy or girl...maybe I am wrong.
The video game thing is a bonus...Asian mix into cars is the base. |
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First off, it is only by the grace of God, or the fact that most people are fucking retarded, that Kidney is not constantly hit on.
Her boyfriend seems borderline retarded. I'm a small dicked loser, but even I think I could beat the hell out of him and take my rightful place as Kidney's boyfriend. If she wasn't in fucking Idaho, I'd hop on over and sweet her off her feet. Are we honestly debating the squareness of that girl's face? Really? Because, wow. I mean, look at her. She is attractive. I would fuck it. I totally fuck it, get tired, she'd be unsatisfied, and we'd never speak of the event again. Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there. I'm figuring I'll be in the area 72 hours; 72 hours times 5 sexual escapades an hour is 360 condoms. 360 condoms. Or, failing that, we can just get some balloons. As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies. Damn, dirty lies. |
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I plan to do all I can to not meet hotdog...the awkwardness over the internets is enough already.
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If he's like every other guy that I've met, he's an order of magnitude tamer IRL.
He also threatened to give Nate@MAP a hug. I need to keep a camera rolling all weekend. lol. Quote:
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It's 95% an act.
That 5% though, holy shit. Holy. Shit. If you're like every other male on the planet, you're probably 6 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier. It'd be like a Chihuahua fucking a doberman. |
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Yup, I'm flying up to see this. I'll buy the first round of Rough Riders AND Billy Mays Bombs @ JJ's.
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But we will see, i have no firm plans. However hotdog would not enter my mind as to if I was going or not. |
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That. Hurt. I'm driving 13 straight hours, not to see some vendor's show, not to hug Nate, not even to re-unite with Mikey, but to see you, Murlo. Fuck the Evos, fucking the DSMs: I'm there for Murlo. |
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"Into cars" can vary in terminology but if they have some interest at all in wanted to mod their own, id say thats pretty sweet. |
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