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how much for an ip address ban?
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But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later. |
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Um, no. I'd keep his fist, remember?
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3. Swifty
When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole. Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide! Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty. Person#1: Gaping. 4. Swifty To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention. He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty. 5. Swifty A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type! "oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy! |
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Cold car burnouts FTL
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I kinda remember this night. I was a tad drunk. But it was cool hanging out with Frodo. I just wish swifty hadnt been giving him the "im gunna butta yo bread" look all night and creeped him out.
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Lmao! We need moar incriminating pics!
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HAhahahahahaha. The hobbit story will never stop being funny.
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So... Shitty, I mean Shifty... I mean Swifty. Did you really own a bike once or not? You showed people pictures of "your" bike. Just curious.
http://www.mnsportcompacts.net/forum...=1#post1324854 :) |
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jesus fucking H christ! I showed you a pic if the bike a co-worker WANTS to sell me! NEVER did I say it was MINE!
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I'm pretty sure i'm done going out with you fuckin assholes now. once haha joke's on me..but grow the fuck up. like you all have never failed at life. jesus.
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Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.
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Maybe you should spend more time trying to be original instead of being a broken record. Work on your material and then come back. Maybe you could sit on your rubber fist for inspiration.
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Yea its time to rip on spaz again I think. Surprised he didnt post more pics of razors. I bet those pics came from his camera...
Swifty you know you love us. Listen to me next time when it comes to womenzadvice. ;) |
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I think we had a whole walk of advice from a certain parking lot to a certain drinking place, also I think there was advice before this as well.
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Hmm not sure what advice youre refering to, but ive always come out with moar than a kiss on the cheek.. :D haha Mooooove iiiinnn.
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lol the tags are too funny. Emoness, hobbits, slutty midget.
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What does whole wheat toast have to do with anything?
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It has everything to do with anything!!!
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um....no..GTFO.
-A. Swift |
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Haha, hes the only one who hasnt really based on you and your telling him to GTFO over wheat bread? Someone likes the attention lol
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no, but on the contrary, "wheat bread" has NOTHING to do with anything. ESPECIALLY with the shit you guys keep bringing up, cuz you got no new material..i.e. hobbits, slutty titted midgets, etc.
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Well son of a bee.
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Yeah SWIFTY! Do something else stupid damn it! How dare you NOT give us new material. Spaz, stop talking you give me a headache and sap the fun out of making pictures of Swifty looking at frodo.
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Lulz @ Febo.
I pwnd swifty today, I got him playing "The Game" |
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This is why having the same group of friends can get sticky. Play nice guys (and gals).
Stop stoking the fire leghumpers. |
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Thread cleaned up at Swifty's request.
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Now it just doesnt even make sense.... like everything after 311's post is kind irrelevant lol
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Lets bring this back to the shens it was. |
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Thread closed, enough of this bs. Let's play nice for a while, mkay?
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