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tehehodi 03-26-2009 02:28 AM

Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
how much for an ip address ban?

cmspaz 03-26-2009 03:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RLFebo (Post 282703)
well, at least my death will be usefull

You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

ylimert01 03-26-2009 12:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cmspaz (Post 282709)
You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

you know you really should stop talking about your self through someone else...:rollinglaugh:

cmspaz 03-26-2009 01:40 PM

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Um, no. I'd keep his fist, remember?

Febo 03-28-2009 12:20 AM

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3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

ylimert01 03-28-2009 12:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RLFebo (Post 282938)
3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed spaz gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

fixed for you...more fitting...

Super Bleeder!! 03-28-2009 01:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cmspaz (Post 282709)
But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

that made me lawl

GSXMatt 03-29-2009 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A//// Guy (Post 282604)
Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u. :D

I can has my car back?

polishmafia 03-30-2009 09:32 AM

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Cold car burnouts FTL

A//// Guy 03-30-2009 09:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GSXMatt (Post 283082)
I can has my car back?

If its still in one piece. :D

Febo 04-01-2009 02:34 PM

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I kinda remember this night. I was a tad drunk. But it was cool hanging out with Frodo. I just wish swifty hadnt been giving him the "im gunna butta yo bread" look all night and creeped him out.

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4627/swiftyhobbit.jpg

A//// Guy 04-01-2009 02:37 PM

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Lmao! We need moar incriminating pics!

asshanson 04-01-2009 02:46 PM

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HAhahahahahaha. The hobbit story will never stop being funny.

polishmafia 04-01-2009 09:52 PM

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So... Shitty, I mean Shifty... I mean Swifty. Did you really own a bike once or not? You showed people pictures of "your" bike. Just curious.

http://www.mnsportcompacts.net/forum...=1#post1324854

:)

Swifty1638 04-01-2009 11:26 PM

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jesus fucking H christ! I showed you a pic if the bike a co-worker WANTS to sell me! NEVER did I say it was MINE!

-A. Swift

Swifty1638 04-01-2009 11:27 PM

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I'm pretty sure i'm done going out with you fuckin assholes now. once haha joke's on me..but grow the fuck up. like you all have never failed at life. jesus.

Febo 04-01-2009 11:45 PM

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Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.

cmspaz 04-02-2009 12:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RLFebo (Post 283724)
Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.

Yeah, but he's too busy cutting himself.

And crying.

Febo 04-02-2009 12:42 AM

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Maybe you should spend more time trying to be original instead of being a broken record. Work on your material and then come back. Maybe you could sit on your rubber fist for inspiration.

A//// Guy 04-02-2009 12:51 AM

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Yea its time to rip on spaz again I think. Surprised he didnt post more pics of razors. I bet those pics came from his camera...

Swifty you know you love us. Listen to me next time when it comes to womenzadvice. ;)

Swifty1638 04-02-2009 12:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by A//// Guy (Post 283734)
Yea its time to rip on spaz again I think. Surprised he didnt post more pics of razors. I bet those pics came from his camera...

Swifty you know you love us. Listen to me next time when it comes to womenzadvice. ;)

Was said advice followed when chasing after 1 particular recent girl who's name I won't mention?

Febo 04-02-2009 12:58 AM

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I think we had a whole walk of advice from a certain parking lot to a certain drinking place, also I think there was advice before this as well.

A//// Guy 04-02-2009 01:05 AM

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Hmm not sure what advice youre refering to, but ive always come out with moar than a kiss on the cheek.. :D haha Mooooove iiiinnn.

tpunx99GSX 04-02-2009 04:13 AM

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lol the tags are too funny. Emoness, hobbits, slutty midget.
Added my two.

Febo 04-03-2009 01:46 AM

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What does whole wheat toast have to do with anything?

tpunx99GSX 04-03-2009 02:20 AM

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It has everything to do with anything!!!

Swifty1638 04-03-2009 03:18 AM

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um....no..GTFO.

-A. Swift

Febo 04-03-2009 03:23 AM

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Haha, hes the only one who hasnt really based on you and your telling him to GTFO over wheat bread? Someone likes the attention lol

Swifty1638 04-03-2009 03:25 AM

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no, but on the contrary, "wheat bread" has NOTHING to do with anything. ESPECIALLY with the shit you guys keep bringing up, cuz you got no new material..i.e. hobbits, slutty titted midgets, etc.

311evo 04-03-2009 04:59 AM

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Well son of a bee.

cmspaz 04-03-2009 10:09 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty1638 (Post 283927)
ESPECIALLY with the shit you guys keep bringing up, cuz you got no new material..i.e. hobbits, slutty titted midgets, etc.

That's your own damn fault.

Febo 04-03-2009 01:58 PM

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Yeah SWIFTY! Do something else stupid damn it! How dare you NOT give us new material. Spaz, stop talking you give me a headache and sap the fun out of making pictures of Swifty looking at frodo.

311evo 04-03-2009 05:48 PM

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Lulz @ Febo.

I pwnd swifty today, I got him playing "The Game"

niterydr 04-04-2009 11:53 AM

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This is why having the same group of friends can get sticky. Play nice guys (and gals).

Stop stoking the fire leghumpers.

Kracka 04-04-2009 04:26 PM

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Thread cleaned up at Swifty's request.

Febo 04-04-2009 05:00 PM

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Now it just doesnt even make sense.... like everything after 311's post is kind irrelevant lol

niterydr 04-04-2009 05:33 PM

Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MustGoFaster (Post 215338)
I don't think he could find anything that looked laggier than his dyno graph.

-I. Gotnoting

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halon (Post 219269)
Assholes?

How about I send you my next phone bill, and you reimburse me for your spam texts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehehodi (Post 277534)
he does that to you guys to!??! he texted me saying that stuff to.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swifty1638 (Post 280885)
Wow.

-J. Swanberg

Lets bring this back to the shens it was.

scheides 04-06-2009 01:10 PM

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Thread closed, enough of this bs. Let's play nice for a while, mkay?


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