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rst95eclipse

11-20-2006 04:17 AM

The Official Noobie Thread

This thread is for all the noobs out there that feel that the O.G.'s are excluding you from a thread. Due to equal opportunity posting, I've decided to open our own exclusive thread. So if you have no clue how to use the search feature and/or can't spell, this is the thread for you. If you are wondering if you are a noob, then you are. All posts that contain proper English will be ignored and deleted. Please whore away...........

Halon

11-20-2006 09:54 AM

Re: The Official Noobie Thread

**crickets**

sleepy2lazy

11-20-2006 10:06 AM

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So, Y can"t I TwIn TuRBo my GSX?
<--------Noob.

turbotalon1g

11-20-2006 10:08 AM

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GT35R, 500awhp. no fuel upgrades! 10secs all day.

FattyBoomBatty

11-20-2006 10:13 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rst95eclipse (Post 167344)

Due to equal opportunity posting...

No such thing.

tpunx99GSX

11-20-2006 11:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepy2lazy (Post 167354)

So, Y can"t I TwIn TuRBo my GSX?
<--------Noob.

you can, One of them can run off the muffler, the other off of the Oil drain line. I can draw you a picture if you are too noobish.
-HNIC

turbotalon1g

11-20-2006 12:17 PM

Re: The Official Noobie Thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX (Post 167368)

you can, One of them can run off the muffler, the other off of the Oil drain line. I can draw you a picture if you are too noobish.
-HNIC

LMAO, u just got jones'd nucca!!

HiImBrian

11-20-2006 12:25 PM

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haha my favorite noob question is "should i buy a gst or a gsx" and then the next thing they ask is how to make 500whp "cheaply" stupid noobs. lets shoot them in the face.....with a gun

p.s. who would win in a race my eclipse rs or my buddies civic. they are both bone stock and push around 200 whp. hahahahaha

x-pride

11-20-2006 12:42 PM

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How can I fit a VTEC in my DSM?

INTRIGUED

11-20-2006 12:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by x-pride (Post 167376)

How can I fit a VTEC in my DSM?

Hughes will give you the low down on that. *Dr. Evil* Vtec in da "Laser"

tpunx99GSX

11-20-2006 02:00 PM

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http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g4...tececlipse.jpg

tpunx99GSX

11-20-2006 02:02 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...Engine420A.jpg

Kracka

11-20-2006 02:17 PM

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I do miss the VTEC when driving the Laser, but I also miss the boost when I'm driving the Sex2k. MIVEC in the EVO should cure all my problems.

DoughtCom

11-20-2006 02:43 PM

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so i have a 98 GS, how can i turbo it And how much will it cost cause I only have 40 bucks

narf

Kracka

11-20-2006 02:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DoughtCom (Post 167407)

so i have a 98 GS, how can i turbo it And how much will it cost cause I only have 40 bucks

narf

Save up another $30 for that sweet electric supercharger!

Tauni

11-20-2006 03:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by S2kracka (Post 167408)

Save up another $30 for that sweet electric supercharger!

Hey you aren't a n00b, GTFO.

Jakey

11-20-2006 03:15 PM

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My head hurts already.

AwdGSX13

11-20-2006 03:22 PM

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where can i find some of those sweet stickers on the side of that eclipse? :eek:

Tauni

11-20-2006 03:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakey (Post 167422)

My head hurts already.

You aren't a n00b either.. OUT!

rst95eclipse

11-20-2006 04:15 PM

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Me back in the day: I took out the spare tire and rear seat. But I'm bumpin with two 12"s.

Tauni

11-20-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rst95eclipse (Post 167447)

Me back in the day: I took out the spare tire and rear seat. But I'm bumpin with two 12"s.

Shit, I left mine in and bumped two 12's. I just added some strobes and under bodies to up the horse power.

AwdGSX13

11-20-2006 04:34 PM

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weight reduction!

Tauni

11-20-2006 04:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AwdGSX13 (Post 167449)

weight reduction!

RUST!

AwdGSX13

11-20-2006 04:52 PM

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^ very true i should let my car rust... honda go fast!

rst95eclipse

11-20-2006 04:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tauni (Post 167448)

Shit, I left mine in and bumped two 12's. I just added some strobes and under bodies to up the horse power.

You love a party. Too bad a Talon isn't really a place for one to occur.

Tauni

11-20-2006 05:04 PM

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The red talon was!

x-pride

11-20-2006 05:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rst95eclipse (Post 167456)

You love a party. Too bad a Talon isn't really a place for one to occur.

That is because you have two twelves back there. Get that shit out of there, fold the seats down and a real party can get started. All you need is a girl/girls. I would go no more than three girls. Trust me it gets tight:D .

Kracka

11-20-2006 06:00 PM

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I personally prefer the front driver's seat, works surprisingly well if you recline it just a bit.

niterydr

11-20-2006 06:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by S2kracka (Post 167465)

I personally prefer the front driver's seat, works surprisingly well if you recline it just a bit.

Passanger side seat in a 1g works well.
Back seat gets cramped, but if she is 5'4" or less she can sit on you and you can still sit in the rear seat :).

Man I miss "back in the day".

rst95eclipse

11-20-2006 06:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by x-pride (Post 167464)

I can't imagine 4 people goin at it in the back. That crappy cardboard could hold my 12's but not me. The passenger seat was the best place for friskyness to occur.

Thor06

11-20-2006 06:34 PM

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I took the backseats out, the fronts fold all the way back now.

Tauni

11-20-2006 10:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by S2kracka (Post 167465)

I personally prefer the front driver's seat, works surprisingly well if you recline it just a bit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by niterydr (Post 167466)

Passanger side seat in a 1g works well.
Back seat gets cramped, but if she is 5'4" or less she can sit on you and you can still sit in the rear seat :).

Man I miss "back in the day".

You guys aren't n00bs! GTFO!

Quote:

Originally Posted by rst95eclipse (Post 167467)

I can't imagine 4 people goin at it in the back. That crappy cardboard could hold my 12's but not me. The passenger seat was the best place for friskyness to occur.

Passenger seat FTW

92EvilTalon

11-21-2006 12:47 AM

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Oh a thread ... you know when I ran with no MAF my car was super fast....

Tauni

11-21-2006 02:33 AM

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My Galant LS is the fastest shit EVER. It will pwn SWANNY!!! Omgaahhh. Got rice bitch?

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