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> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
> have $49.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00
> today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
> have $0.00 today.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
> then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received
> $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
> year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!

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hahaha very nice!!

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LOL I wonder how much we drink? ;)

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not enough

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22 Gallons? That's it? Hmmm, we need to raise the bar people!

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bahahahahah! That's going on my refrigerator!

And craig's right. We don't drink enough. I know I don't.

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I think I consumed enough for two people in Duluth...

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more like 3

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bwahahah riiiiight

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three 40 year old men who weigh a minimum 400lbs each.

without shoes.

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Yeah, I deffinatley an bringing that drinking average up....