Ok, so heres how my kick ass night went.....

We go to this club event called Club DieZel. its put on by promoters like once a month... heres the website, definatly check it out www.clubdiezel.com and watch the videos. The event fucking rocked, we had VIP as always and there were sooooo many hot ass women there and i was talking to shit loads of people... very choice. DJ Humpty Vision was spinning with lots of other djs. there were lots of go go dancers looking sexy as hell... all in all it was a great event.

so we were talking to the rapper named Kurupt's manager and hes like "you guys should follow us to this after party its gonna be nice. sean and JR two friends of mine have been to this guys house before and confirmed that it was gonna be cool. After they kick everyone out we go to this guy Scottys house ... we go out to this guys house in huntington beach and his whole street is lined with cars, 3 limos pulled up dropping people off.... we go inside and my eyes almost popped out of my head as all the hot women just happen to be at this house and most of the go go dancers were there too.... the place was freakin awesome, the owner of the house is the owner of a clothing line known as Serious Pimp clothing. inside was decked out with 2 water fountains reptile tanks built into the walls a great sound system, Hot tub, you name it hes got it. so im sittin there talking to my friends and i look over and in walks Tito Ortiz (UFC Champion many times over) it was fucking insane. then im talking to this girl out by the hot tub and this guy that i was talking to earlier comes up to me and introduces me to a LA Clipper Basketball player, i didnt hear his name but it was pretty cool. There were so many women at this place i can only express it with a "you had to be there."

All in all it was a fucking awesome night and i wish you all could have come and partied cali style.

Tom

Did you get laid?

Sounds awsome! But did the house have a fireplace that plays music like JET's? :whipped:

I think we should talk the mods into creating a Tom's Diary forum. Great stories!

im jealous

and then he woke up to the pain in his side from when the Bubba whas grabig on his love handles..

-E

Just because it happened to you doesn't mean it happens to everyone.

for anyone that may care, richard "humpty" vision will be spinning at tabu nightclub on 10/15. will be a kick ass show

ghettostyle is so fuckin* hot. and man is he great in bed!!!!!

That sounds like so much fun! I havn't been to a good party in a long time.

Ghettostyle i need you pm me fast!!!

Kurrpt is a rapper from the Dawg Pound... Snoop's old crew

im telling you i have never, ever, evvvvvver been to a party like this, every girl there were either models, dancers, or rich ass girls. I was sitting by the bar and i look over and this girl is getting pissed off at this guy and he has his hand in her perse and wont pull the hand out, and shes getting so heated, (it was obvious she knew him so i didnt get involved) she then knees him in the balls and he grabs her arm and she heapbutts him.... i was like OH SHIT!!! and she somewhat calms down and is talking to him, and i see her step back and hes just standing there, she then licks her hand, cocks ALL the way back and SLAPS the guy right across the face, like FULL FUCKING SWING. Everyone busted out laughing. it was sooo hilarious.
definatly a cool ass time, its roudy in cali for sure. the OC loves to party. i cant wait to go to a Newport Beach party, i guess those are fucking choice.
Tom

ahh OC shoulda known. Bunch of gorgeuos, rich, STUCK UP bitches. I've met some girls from that area and asked em if they're from LA or whatever and they're like FUCK NOOOOOO Orange County. Kinda step back like OOOOOOK RELAX DAMN.

HA HA HA AHA HA yeah the OC girls are a different breed, their HOT, rich, they lie, they like coke... (not the soda). but im generalising. but they are definatly different from LA women.
One girl at a club tried to start shit with me, she was like claiming "702" i laughed right in her face and said its a fucking area code, if your gonna claim 702 then ya know what fuck the 702 its all about the 651, my friend JR walked straight up to her and said you fucking ugly bitch, i live in the 702 and it fucking sucks. 949 is where its all at, after that he got kicked out by the bouncers. Pretty funny.

Ya they are definately sumthin else. I think I'll start claiming an area code too, why not. I guess ill claim area code 011-81-611 ... i think that's my area code here, i dunno... my phone number is like 15 numbers long.

218 bitches! Represent!

did Tito kick anyones ass?

Ditto... from the east side to the west side