Black smoke
 

I have a truck, and I want to put exhaust stacks on it like a semi. But that would only make sense if it blows out black smoke like a diesel. And if it blows out black smoke like a diesel, how can I make the engine sound like a diesel too? I heard you can stick a mixture of sand and lemon juice in the oil to get the sound, but will that help make black smoke? Also, how do I open the door with exhaust stacks in the way? Can I get lambo doors? Will the exhaust still be hot when I get out? Can I make an ejection seat without a sunroof? What does my passenger do? Has your head exploded yet?

thx

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I will tell you how to get black smoke, if you tell me how I can get my car to sound like a SRT-4? And then after that I want fucking flames to shoot out my tailpipe.

Thank you,

Blizzard

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this is great! Just laughing my #*@ off!

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I hear a mixture of salt and sugar in your gas can make it sound like a diesel

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ROFL! Thread of the day!!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that to deal with all the new idiotic threads around here!

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i like just put this air to fuel gauge in my car........... wow what a difference! i raced this ford escort GT the other day from a roll (fwd....lol) and he wasted me.......!shucks....... but now sense i got this new part, man he was suprised.......! JDM FO LIFE YO!

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Damnit! My flamidation valve broke AGAIN! And I think my ECU has a virus, my cams arent camming right, and the rear end is getting a little loose. Anyone willing to help me change it this weekend? I'll hook them up with mad tight neons and such.

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HAHA!!!

Sounds like this kid i know when he is drunk

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Are you on MNSC? I put my hyper sun tech 5000 grounding kit in and I could feel a big difference. Also, the AFC I installed with eveything set at 0 made the midrange torque insane, I might need to get a HANS device to keep from getting neck damage when I floor this 4 cylinder all-motor beast.

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Shoot I put a V-tec controller in my DSM and shit you can feel the Vtec when it kicks in. Not only that but the cams in my DSM rotary is mad tight. I could not imagine cams could make such a big difference in a rotary. My next challenge is to put a D series honda motor in my DSM. I heard that the sohc motors are ths shitz when it comes to cranking out power. But than my 1.8 NA is cranking out 600HP and I could whoop anyone on the street. Too bad 4g63t sucks.

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um x-pride, you think light bulbs are tight. you are gay. dont talk.

-Colin

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What color should I paint my calipers?

Thanks for your input.

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Nah only as gay as I want to hump your left leg. Oops did I type that. Come on this post has to be a joke. As for the bulbs. I used them so I am just stating the facts. I did not do a he said she said shit.

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Got Woodscrews? no... really do you guys have any? i need some to hold my sideskirts on. LAWLZ

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If your lightbulbs are loose then they need to be tight or they will not work very well.

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dont touch the bulb, it might blow up!


oh and does anyone know where i can find those windshield washer lights? i broke one yesterday when i was putting on my mad tyte JDM hood?

-Colin

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See you touched the lights too much and now it blew up. Email all the Honda guys they can tell you because according to them they get 50 HP by putting those things on. I hope you mean the nozzle lights. If it is the regular lights in the dash than DSMguru could hook you up with some mad tite bulbs.