[dumb_ricer]

I have the perks of driving an unglorified Neon, cop's dont even look at me, I love it.

Oh, and its PURPLE, making them probably feel bad that a guy is driving such a purple POS gay car.

I did almost possibly get pulled over on the way back to Chicago last time. Actually, on second thought, I have NO idea what the cop was doing........

Tell me if I am right or wrong in what I did.

Going 76mph down 94E in WI just outside of Menomonie, and I see a cop with his headlights on sitting in the middle of the median, so I tap my brakes to turn off my Cruise control, but didn't brake. The cop pulls out in front of me and flips on his lights. So he is in front of me, in the slow lane, driving like 15mph, I naturally stay behind him thinking I am fucked or somethings up, so I trail behind him, he pulls off into the shoulder, and I do the same for like 200feet, then I'm like fuck this and I started going back up to normal speed. As soon as I passed the cop he flipped his lights off and parked on the shoulder..............What the fuck? I probably should have driven by him, but he cut me off into my lane, which made me think something was up ahead or something. Talk about confusing.