[AJ]

Dude 1 : Man I never get laid
Dude 2 : I wish I had that problem
Dude 3 : We all have that problem
Dude 1 : I'd so bang anything to just bang something, as long as it's a cute woman.
Dude 2 : For you, she'd have to be dead to not put up a fight.
Dude 3 : OH SNAP! !!!LIGHTBULB!!!!


Seriosuly, with the news recently you got the following:

You get killed swimming over a Sting Ray
You get Killed by the cook you hired at your bed and breakfast
You get killed by your pet boa snake
You get killed for wearing a Basketball Jersey
You get killed for anything these days.

You'd think when someone is dead they would finally be at peace, but no, these 3 fuckwads where the fastest sperm that day.

+1 for restricting reproduction ASAP!