[blesi660r]

223 = You know that this sig is all to true. --> .. Passenger say "oh shit" and scramble for something to hold on too during a hard launch.
291 = When people complain about the cost of 87 Octane gas, you shake your head knowing you have to pay alot more for premium.
292 = A car has actually given up 3 seconds into the race
293 = You consider mangling parts (crushed bov, hacked mas) a performance upgrade.
294 = there are rumors at your olf highschool that your car runs 9's
296 = You get REALLY pissed when people ask, "so does your car have VTEC in it?"
298 = Your grandfather and dad keep complimenting the amount of power your "small 4 cylinder" puts out.. but still insists your car is a P.O.S. because it is always broke
299 = Your mom is pissed b/c she wasnt aloud to have her husband help her build a new garden last summer because he was helping you with your car everyday
300 = Your friend with a civic can't understand why he didn't beat you on the bottle...
301 = people try to explain that the hump on your hood is to make room for the turbo...even if your n/t
303 = you clear your friends CEL
304 = you have to explain that it IS possible to run more than 10 psi of boost
305 = the only guage in ur car that u look at is ur boost
306 = your car looks like a chubby shark that is insanely happy because it is stoned out of it's mind.
308 = you have a group on all messenger programs for DSMers
309 = "DSM" shows up more than once in your cell phone's phone book
310 = you get more email about DSMs than junk mail
311 = you can make a whole sentence out of 3 letter abbrieviations and 4 letter words and still make sense to all of your friends.
312 = you have had more than one person ask you to pop your hood because they have never seen an engine like yours
314 = you have shown up to a DSM meet without your car because it died on the way
315 = you can tell the make(mitsu/eagle/plyth.)/model(RS-t,GS/T/X, TSi ect.)/year of any DSM in 3 seconds or less.
316 = you have articles of clothing that say DSM
318 = you have tranny fluid that is the consistancy of jello
319 = you have a magnetic tranny and engine oil drain plugs because you need them
320 = your friends nearly get into fist fights over shotgun
322 = you have car parts in your bedroom closet
323 = you have weighed your audio equipment
324 = you hide your boost gauge
325 = you are in debt weather you know it or not
326 = the words timing and belt send chills down your spine
327 = your boss knows what mitsubishiforum is and is working on a way to block it
328 = you think that there is nothing sexier than a front mount
329 = you know that your car has more american parts on it than your neighbors ford
333 = If you can get your 4cyl to a 12.5 1/4 for $775.
335 = If you visit the car wash daily or every other day
336 = If you take every single part out of your interior including all
the plastic peices just for weight reduction.
337 = If you have pics of DSM's on your background and screen savers
338 = if you own a two car garage and you have 2 cars but yet it seems that the DSM always takes up both spots.
341 = You decide to drive around just so people will look at you.
342 = your on a 100+ mile trip and your mom tells you to call when you get there, and the call comes about an hour or two eariler than expected. Then you have some explaining to do.
343 = Instead of studding homework you read Import Tunner, or Super Street...
344 = If you take allys with tall building on each side just to hear your turbo hiss, your BOV, or your mufflers tone...
345 = if you put off paying bills just to order that part you have been saving up for forever...
346 = If your loan officer asked what you need a loan for and you answer "turbo upgrade"...
347 = If you would rather take pictures of your car over your girlfriend...
348 = if you would rather sleep in your car than your own bed...
349 = if you stay up all night on a work night just to clean your engine bay...
350 = the only reason you bought a digital camera was to take pics of you dsm
351 = you know the first names of the guys that work at TRE
352 = youre happy that your 14b/T25 died because you can now buy something bigger
354 = if you look forward to racing V8s
355 = if you have agrued with 7 million people that your Talon/Laser is the exact same thing as an Eclipse
356 = if you visit the Mitsubishi dealership, even when you own an Eagle/Plymouth
357 = if you know what Galant VR4s are
358 = if you know your factory Wings/Bumpers are the best looking parts you can have on your car
359 = if you look forward to snowy winters
360 = if you know the purpose of "The Buldge"
361 = if you know that you dont need NOS to run a 1/4 mile in under 12 seconds
362 = if you spend more time washing your car than you do getting ready in the morning
363 = if you would rather own a 90-94 over a 95-99
364 = if youre little brother knows why DSMs are better then Hondas
366 = if you would rather look at pictures of DSMs with shiny FMICs over pictures of naked women
367 = if your exhuast is the same size as a school bus's exhuast
371 = You rationalize your 14b because someone Else has run 11's with theirs
372 = You get your car back from a 4 month wait, and drive it all night literally shedding tears of joy, because you love it more than anything...
373 = All your friends start buying GSX's because they got a ride in yours.
374 = You get pulled over when going snowboarding, because you don't have traction chains, but then point to the AWD sticker and the cop is stupified.
377 = You are the only one on the road during a Level 4 Snow emergency...
378 = You do AWD drifts and donuts in an empty parking lot hoping the first person there in the morning says "Holy Shit.."
379 = You know there is a replacement for displacment; a BIGASS turbo.

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