[Jakey]

Only a true Texan could think of this.... from the
county where drunk driving is considered a sport,
comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar
in Austin, TX. After last call, the officer noticed a
man leaving the Bar, apparently so intoxicated that
he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on
five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
car which he fell into. He sat there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on
and off (it was a fine, dry summer night)-- flicked
the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few &nbs! p;inches , reversed
a little and then remained still for a few more
minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles
left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the
road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no
evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at
all!! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
Breathalyzer equipment must be broken".

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy. "Tonight
I'm the Designated Decoy."

We Ain't all as dumb as we look!!!