Sorry, hip-talk for Fifty cc pitbike. Get a gas powered one. Then go with a 88cc big bore kit and remove the limiter, never ending fun, offroad, onroad, with chick, without chick, get chick, burn outs, wheelies, flips...it go's on.
You can only do what on that board, a turn?

But you seem to be a board guy, so it could be good off-season training/exercise!