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TRUE STORY
I was racing a RX7 in my DSM, when I hit the nawz button my laptop said manifold warning, so i yelled at it and slammed the damn thing shut, next thing I knew my rivits on the floor pan blew up and my floor pan fell out!
THEN I fried the piston rings, and lost the car in a bet, (hey, all I wanted was respect, to some people thats more important.) So Baldy said he was gonna have "Frankenstein" replace the the piston rings I fried..... then when on to bable how winning is winning... according to any real racer.
THEN..... the PO POs showed up, I ran, and rescued the bald dude in the Se7en, and he had to sit with his feet above the ground, then we got ambushed by this motorcycle gang with guns. They proceded to shoot my DSM up with BULLETS!!!!
It then started on fire, and when I yelled NAAAAWWWZZ we ran and then it blew up.... Roof scoop and all!
I then had to walk 20 miles back to "baldies" place, where I scored with his hot sis..
TRUE STORY
And that is why I hate my DSM. :fworld:
So I bought a SRT :bounce:
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