[cmspaz]

I'd have locked all 4 right then and there if there was an exit (and backed up on the shoulder), or floored it to make it to the next one, gotten up there and pulled out the breaker bar.

Someone could hit my car with a snowball in the winter and I'd chase them the fuck down. Shit's not cool no matter how funny anyone thinks it is.

Chances are that since they were able to hit your car, it's not the first time they've done it, nor will it be the last time. One can only hope they'll fuck with the wrong person next time and end up face down in the river.