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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
Since he's in a good mood that day, the officer decides he might give
the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So,
he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer
asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a
last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost
it. The cop thinks he has a nut case on his hands, but plays along.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's
a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, a
funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized
that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school,
internship, residency, finally got my degree; so I became Fred
Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to
go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. While
practicing dentistry I started fooling around with my assistant. She
gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred
Dingaling,
MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
because of the VD, so they took away my MD, leaving me as Fred
Dingaling
with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling, so now I'm just Fred." The
officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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