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Old 02-23-2010   #24
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Re: Moving to Texas! All people knowledgeable of Texas, please enter.

Just make sure that when you do move down there, you drop all things Minnesotan. You are now a true Texan, so if anyone asks, you were born there and your entire lineage is pure Texan bred. You will also now hate the Vikings, and all other sports teams existing outside of Texas.

Prepare for BBQ's every night, belt buckles, boots and cow boy hats. Also put money down on a horse before you move. Start practicing Texan speak also.
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