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There was a girl laying on the beach and she had no arms or legs. A guy was about to jog past her when he noticed she was crying. So he stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said im 25 years old and never been kissed, he bent down and gave her a kiss. she was so happy this made her day.

The next day she was laying on the beach.The same guy was about to jog by, when he noticed that she was crying again. He stopped and said now why are you crying? She said im 25 years old and never been fucked. He bent down and picked her up and threw her in the water and said, NOW YOUR FUCKED!