Here's my story to the best of my remembrance. (Keep in mind it may be a little fuzzy cause I did blow a .18 in the brethalizer

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I walked outside to find/smoke a cigarette and during the time I was out there, there were a group of 4-5 guys that got thrown out. Upon trying to re-enter the bar, the bouncer must have thought I was one of them. He told me to GTFO. So I chilled outside for a bit longer, and watched the cops haul someone else away for what seemed like no reason. Me, having the big mouth that I do, told the cops my opinion of their police work and they didn't apprieciate it. I then tried to re-enter the bar again to avoid the cops, and the bouncer again thought I was on eof the guys he just kicked out, so he pushed me real hard, and I fell flat on my ass, I stood up and the cops then told me to GTFO. I told the cops I did nothing wrong during this whole deal and it wasn't like I was falling overdrunk or puking or doing anything crazy. The cop told me again, "GTFO or you're coming with me" I didn't move (I was standing on the street like about 30-40 other people were) I told them, "I didn't do anything wrong" as I was walking away, and they ran after me ( I wasn't trying to run, just walking away from the situation) and they cuffed me and put me in the back of the cop car. I asked multiple times what law I broke for me to be arrested and they wouldn't answer me.
They brought me to Detox (which is suuuuper boring if you've ever been there) and I woke up about 6AM Sunday morning, still trying to figure out exactly what happened. After thinking about it for a while, it all came back in bits and peices. I filled out an early release form and got out of there at about 12:30 Sunday afternoon. The usual stay in Detox is 48-72 hours, good thing I asked them if there was any way I could get out before that, because I may still be sitting in there. The program director there was cool, we talked and I explained how I wasn't some junky, I had a kid, a wife, and a job to get back to ASAP, and that I was just having a fun night with friends, I ran my mouth more than I should have, the cops were out looking for people to arrest that night (which he told me is quite common apparently, there were 12 others there from Canal Park bars as well.) and he understood my story and said I could get out at noon as long as I had a sober person to pick me up.
One of my Iraq buddies picked me up at 12:30, and I went straight to my parents house to see my son. When I got there, the wife was waiting and she wasn't happy. Pretty sure she chewed my ass more than I've had my ass chewed in the last 5 years put together. I deserved it, so I just sat there and took it and didn't try to justify anything. LOL
Good thing is, I got back to my parents place in time to watch the Vikings beat the Cowgirls!! haha
Kevin- Thanks for grabbing my stuff and bringing it to my parents place, I really appreciate it.
Anyone who saw me gettoing arrested- if my story isn't 100% accurate, please correct me, cause like I said, I was pretty drunk at the time.
Other than all that, I had a great time!