Re: Official Joke Thread!
I was walking thur the park and saw this beautiful woman. In an instant there was a spark between us. She dropped to her knees at my feet. As we lay making love in the grass, I thought to myself....
Damn these tasers are well worth the money...
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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