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Old 07-23-2004   #20
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Originally posted by Blufire@Jul 22 2004, 11:56 PM


Listen here punk. I don't need to worry about my AC stealing power because I don't have an engine with small hamsters shoved into the cylinders powering my car. And that's right, I stand by my comment that your cylinders are also made out of play-doh. I spit in your general direction!
I think I got under his skin with that one. I always have fun with 325i's on the freeway. Especially the one that had the license "HER325I". A guy was driving (I'm assuming boyfriend or husband) with what I assume was the owner (woman) sitting in the passenger seat. I think the conversation went something like this "Hey honey, wanna see what your car can really do?" "Sure." "Ok, hold on while I show this punk in this rice car a thing or two about Ultimate Driving Machines." (Downshifts) "Ha. Look I'm pulling away from him." (Meanwhile in my car, downshift and 3/4 throttle) "Hey, how did he get in front of me?!? I must have missed shifted or something. (Meanwhile I'm slowing down to let him catch up) Let me try this again." (Goes for third, I stay in fourth) "How the hell is he still beating me!!???!!!!????"


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