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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."Â*Â*Woody AllenÂ*Â*
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Â*"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney DangerfieldÂ*Â*
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Â*"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.Â*Â* Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."Â*Â* Â*Lynn LavnerÂ*Â*
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Â*"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."Â*Â*Â*Â*Camille PagliaÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight areÂ* Â*unimportant."Â*Â* Â*George BurnsÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a wholeÂ* Â*relationship." Sharon StoneÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."Â*Â*Tiger WoodsÂ*Â*
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Â*"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." JackÂ*Â*NicholsonÂ*Â*
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Â*"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."Â*Â*Â*Â*Robin WilliamsÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."Â*Â* Billy CrystalÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing inÂ*Â*front of men thanÂ*Â*they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."Â*Â* Robert De NiroÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*Â*"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"Â*Dustin HoffmanÂ*Â*
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Â*"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Robin WilliamsÂ*Â*
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Â*" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* Steve MartinÂ*Â*
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Â*" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."Â*Â*Oscar WildeÂ*Â*Â*
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Â*" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
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