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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."**Woody Allen**
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*"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield**
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*"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.** Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."** *Lynn Lavner**
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*"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."****Camille Paglia***
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*"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are* *unimportant."** *George Burns***
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*"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole* *relationship." Sharon Stone***
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*"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."**Tiger Woods**
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*"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack**Nicholson**
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*"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."****Robin Williams***
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*"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."** Billy Crystal***
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*"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in**front of men than**they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."** Robert De Niro***
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**"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"*Dustin Hoffman**
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*"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."********Robin Williams**
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*" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."****** Steve Martin**
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*" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."**Oscar Wilde***
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*" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
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