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Old 09-22-2004   #3
Halon
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HAHAHA oh boy that is classic. I'm at work right now and people were lookin over wondering what the hell I was laughin at. Kinda reminds me of a story too about a guy who went to Thailand for the first time. It's supposidely very common to get sex changes or just be a drag queen there. Well this dude, his name was Kenny, and he started tellin me his experience over there.

Their night started when they went out to a bar. From the second they walked in the door, there were local sluts there just all over em wanting em to bring em back to the ship. Well Kenny hooks up with this one chick and this chick is supposed to be just fuckin incredible. She's fine, throwin herself at him, and like the story above, is tellin him she wants him to take her back and give it to her in the ass. Well he thinks its a dream come true so he takes her back. Instantly they get down to business. He just flips her around and is giving it to her raw pretty much in the ass and enjoyin himself immensly. Then he tells us that he went to go feel up on her crotch region when (I'm sure you were expecting this) he noticed a rather large protrusion coming from this "chicks" groin area. Kenny then looks at us alll serious at this point of the story and tells us, "Man I was so pissed, I almost stopped." That's the part when we all ended up on the floor laughin our asses of saying WHAT???? ALMOST STOP???? SO YOU DIDN'T STOP?? SICK MAN SICK SICK MAN!!!
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