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THE LONE RANGER
Submitted by Rich - Haviland Saw Mill
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor
of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I
kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers
in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and
spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
time with a voluptuous brunette, even more gorgeous than the beautiful
blonde.She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night. The
following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
tomorrow.
"What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
horse,........alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, The Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him
square in the eye and says, "Listen .
very
CAREFULLY
for
the
last
time
I said.....
"Bring POSSE!"
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