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tpunx99GSX · 03-28-2005

Three men died and stood in front of God.
God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted
to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only an affair and was given a midsize car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a
big luxury car.
A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving
the luxury car began to cry.

"What's the matter?"

"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"

03-28-2005	#178
tpunx99GSX Tournaments Won: 3 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maple Grove, MN Drives: Lancer and Durango Posts: 7,017	Re: Official Joke Thread! Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven. The second man admitted to only an affair and was given a midsize car. The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car. A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry. "What's the matter?" "I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!" __________________ Scientific theories are the most reliable, rigorous, and comprehensive form of scientific knowledge. This is significantly different from the common usage of the word "theory", which implies that something is a conjecture, hypothesis, or guess.