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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
falls
absolutely quiet. In a very deep, huskyvoice, the woman next to him
says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, think it is just fair - given that you
are
blind - that you should know five things:
1. - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. - Th e bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. - I'm a 6ft tall, 200lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is professional
weightlifter.
5. - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
not
if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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