[Jakey]

John walks into a bar. He is two steps in and realizes it's a gay
bar. He decides that he really wants a drink, so what the heck.
As Patrick, the gay waiter, approached John, he asks John,
"What's the name of your penis?"
John says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."
Patrick says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your penis. For instance, mine is called
"Nike", for the slogan "Just do it", That guy down at the end of the bar calls his "Snickers" because "it really satisfies."
John looked dumbfounded, so Patrick tells him he will give him a
minute to think it over. So John turns to the man sipping a
beer to his left, ask's, "Hey bud, what's the name of your
penis?"
The man smiles, looks over, and says, "TIMEX." John asks, "Why
Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin'." A little shaken, John turns to the fella on his right sipping a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis"?
That man turns to John and proudly exclaims, "FORD," because
quality is Job 1"! Then adds, "Have you driven a
Ford lately?" Even more shaken, John thinks for a moment before
he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to Patrick and exclaims. "The name of my penis is Secret! Now give me a beer!!"
Patrick begins to pour John's beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?" John says,
"STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"