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Old 03-29-2004   #110
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Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself
as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy
take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said,

"Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest
of
it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you
tell
it tonight. At the dinner table."

Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the
undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do
when Daddy was in the Army.

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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