Re: Official Joke Thread!
Definition of ugly..........
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks? "Are they twins"?
The woman says? "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
"Why?? Do you think they look alike?"
"No",? he replies,? "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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