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Old 03-09-2006   #214
Jakey
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Re: Official Joke Thread!

Definition of ugly..........



An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks? "Are they twins"?

The woman says? "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why?? Do you think they look alike?"

"No",? he replies,? "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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