[JET]

Here are a few quotes off a site:

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme


What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is having sex.


If the dove is the bird of peace, then bird of true love must be the swallow.


When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like grandfather.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.


Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.