Re: Official Joke Thread!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
-----They both come on little crackers.
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Why do tampons have strings?
-----So men can floss when they get done eating.
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What do you call a tampon?
-----Beaver Dam
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Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms?
-----More traction in the mud.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
-----The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
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-----2 gay guys are having sex when the phone rings. 1 guy jumps up and says hold on, I'll be right back, but whatever you do, dont come. 5 mins later the guy comes back and there is come all over the sheets, head board and the wall. The guy says, "What the hell, I told you not to come." The other guy replies, "I didnt, I farted."
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Originally Posted by shoutbox
cmspaz: Someone buys me a rubber fist, and I'll rock it on my hood.
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