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AJ · 11-01-2003

At a doctors convenyion in Switzerland,A conversation was taking place in a tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture.
A Jewish doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person and put it in another, and have him looking for work in 5 weeks."

A German doctor said "Thats nothing! IN germany, We could take a lung out of one person, Put it in another and have them looking for work in 4 weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, Medicine is so advanced that we could take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "hah! We can take an A**HOLE out of Arkansas, Put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day!!"

11-01-2003	#10
AJ Area code 166 represent Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Crystal, MN Posts: 10,329	At a doctors convenyion in Switzerland,A conversation was taking place in a tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture. A Jewish doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person and put it in another, and have him looking for work in 5 weeks." A German doctor said "Thats nothing! IN germany, We could take a lung out of one person, Put it in another and have them looking for work in 4 weeks." A Russian doctor said, "In my country, Medicine is so advanced that we could take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "hah! We can take an A**HOLE out of Arkansas, Put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day!!" __________________ '16 Focus ST - Daily Duty '93 mr2 - Track car in progress