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On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off
to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was
cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his
Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic
commotion just off shore.
There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free
himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope
watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with
two men aboard. One of the men, President George W.
Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side
while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding,
semiconscious John Kerry from the water. Then using
(autographed Round Rock Express) baseball bats, the
two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into
the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the
beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave
actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some
bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry,
but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not
true"
As the Pope drove off, Dick asked President Bush "Who
was that?"
"It was the Pope," George replied. "He is in direct
contact with God and has all of God's wisdom."
"Well," Dick said, "he may have access to God's
wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark
fishing................how's the bait holding up
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