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Old 11-22-2003   #39
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....

It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and
drives on without second thought......

Soon he sees another sign, which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are
for real....

Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive....

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone
building with a small sign
next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell....

The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit
who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and
was interested in possibly doing business.".....

"Very well, my son. Please follow me." .....

He is led through many winding passages and is soon
quite disoriented....

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
" Please knock on this door".............

He does as he is told and another nun in a long
habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.....

This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup,
then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway".......

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nuns cup.....

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
door, pulling it shut behind him........

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back
in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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