[Talian]

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:

1. Sag, you're It

2. Hide and go pee

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over

6. Musical recliners

7. Simon says something incoherent

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy