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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but
I thought, "what the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with
her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great, I
couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "Wait, there's more."
I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"
She said, "Well, we're not having just one baby,we're going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her
how she knew.

She said.... (You're going to love this!),"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's
Club and they actually had home pregnancy tests in a TWIN-pack. And both tests
came out positive!"