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tpunx99GSX · 06-07-2011

A good ole ALABAMA boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home, his wife looks at him and says, "What are you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later ( also a graduate of BAMA). He sees the wife and asks, wheres my brother? She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house, sees him sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What the hell are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin, What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?His brother yells, "It's people like you that give us people from ALABAMA a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

06-07-2011	#392
tpunx99GSX Tournaments Won: 3 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maple Grove, MN Drives: Lancer and Durango Posts: 7,017	Re: Official Joke Thread! A good ole ALABAMA boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home, his wife looks at him and says, "What are you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later ( also a graduate of BAMA). He sees the wife and asks, wheres my brother? She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house, sees him sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What the hell are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin, What the hell does it look like I'm a doing?His brother yells, "It's people like you that give us people from ALABAMA a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!" __________________ Scientific theories are the most reliable, rigorous, and comprehensive form of scientific knowledge. This is significantly different from the common usage of the word "theory", which implies that something is a conjecture, hypothesis, or guess.