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Mrs. Vaccaro comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with
a
female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this
had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Anthony replied, "Well, I doubt
it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, and
I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma
which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma
Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your mother, especially if she's
Italian!
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