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From the movie Natural Born Killers (don't get your panties in a bunch if this isn't word for word)
"Once upon a time, there was a woman out looking for food. She found a snake frozen in the snow, so she took it home and nursed it back to health. The snake eventually bit her on the cheek. While laying on her death bed, the woman looked at the snake and said:
"Why did you do this to me?"
The snake replied, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
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