Am I paranoid or is my Mom's friend totally hitting on me hard?

[Forced Fed]

These are just a few outrageous messages she sent me over facebook. I mean should my Mom's friend be telling me this stuff honestly?


Ericka

I can believe that you are online the same time that I am. Did you have to ask your mom who I was?


Ericka


Let me guess it will be only girls with big boobs right. And they have to weight less than 135. right


Ericka

I cant get over how much you look like mark. Your dad look just like you when he was younger. It just floors me. I can see much of kelly in you. SO let me guess you have her wild side?


Ericka

You are to funny. I cant wait to see her.I will have to come up some time and the 3 or us can go out and party.


Ericka

So how old are you now 22. how many girlfriends do you have and dont tell me none cuz you are *my last name*


Ericka

You golf!! let me guess you have a handycap of 3


Ericka

So why have you not landed this girl yet? what is wrong with her??


Ericka


UMM I would just go for the drinks screw that golf that is just forplay. get down to it.



Ericka


when you take your time that is when you dont get in. If you know what I mean not talking sex. Not say that you arent hot but there are other boys looking at her too so that is why you need to make the move fast. You can do it smooth enough that she will never know tat you made a move.


Ericka

Da I have been there. Boy are fun to play wiht just ask good old mom. She will tell you.

[TurboDomestics]

go for it!

[asshanson]

Emily: She's totally not flirting, just giving girl advice. And trying to live vicariously through you (aka wanting to be young again)
Me: I disagree, she's flirting.

[Constant_Project21]

Got 3 words for ya, she wants on...lmao

[Swifty1638]

LOL andrew and emily..cute.

In the great words of that gaga chick: "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick..I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

[goodhart]

Throw it in her........then share the story!

[mdost03]

In for pics.

[viridionplague]

if your single and shes hot whats the harm, but she totally wants some. why else would she even bring up half that shit?

[t-revzr]

Do work!!!

[Kracka]

Lay pipe son.

[FattyBoomBatty]

lol, pics of the lady. Then we can give you proper advice.

[Constant_Project21]

Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty

lol, pics of the lady. Then we can give you proper advice.

X2, if shes a milf, gopher it.

[scheides]

Originally Posted by Kracka

Lay pipe son.

win.

[Forced Fed]

I honestly wouldn't feel right about posting pictures of her since she has 4 children and a husband. I also wouldn't feel right about being a home wrecker either. I would rate her honestly though as a 7/10 and she is 37, so not even in the 40s yet.

I don't know if she has some sort of deep problems though because when my mom was younger she was in the big brother / big sister program and my mom was this ladies big sister.

So for all I know she has deep emotional problems or something, however, who knows what I might do after a few cocktails.

[311evo]

Do work, pics or it didn't happen.

[Forced Fed]

Originally Posted by 311evo

Do work, pics or it didn't happen.

I'm going to hell but this is her only pic without her husband and or kids.

Def not her best pic, but I would pry hit it after a few cocktails just because I've never smashed on a Mom yet.

[t-revzr]

Originally Posted by Forced Fed

I'm going to hell but this is her only pic without her husband and or kids.

Def not her best pic, but I would pry hit it after a few cocktails just because I've never smashed on a Mom yet.

Sonny you need to do work on that!!! MILF!!!

[Constant_Project21]

I'd go for it if I were you, flirt back, see what happens.

[311evo]

Massages almost always lead to sex. Tell her your back hurts.

..and that your back is located on your cock.

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

Originally Posted by 311evo

Massages almost always lead to sex. Tell her your back hurts.

..and that your back is located on your cock.

Hahahahaha that is awesome. It will work.