So my car needs a new engine...

[NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE]

...and I was wondering if anyone has the facilities available to help me out for a day and swap a new one in. I went to WyoTech, so I know what I'm doing, but I've never done an engine swap or anything that extreme before and would need help; plus I don't have the tools or anything I'd need to accomplish this task. I would be willing to pay someone at least $300-$400 for helping me for a day. If that's not reasonable, shoot me what you would think would be sufficient. I'm sure it would take a day. I'm lining up a new engine as I type this.

Any help is super appreciated! Beer will be supplied as well, all day, and you can take home what isn't consumed throughout the day, lol.

Let me know what any of you can do.

And for those wondering what happened, my car magically ran out of oil one day, I dunno how, but it did, and now it's knocking like no ones business. So the engine = teh trashed.

Thanks