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Old 02-23-2007   #1
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Missing my 710 part

I just got this email and it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it with everybody.

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car Dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a Seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had Always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click the link to identify the mysterious 710:
http://www.mademelaugh.com//gfx/710.jpg
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Old 02-23-2007   #2
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Re: Missing my 710 part

lol. Right up there with blinker fluid and exhaust thrust bearings.

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Old 02-23-2007   #3
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Re: Missing my 710 part

WOW Thats a new one
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Old 02-23-2007   #4
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Re: Missing my 710 part

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lol. Right up there with blinker fluid and exhaust thrust bearings.

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And alternator fluid.

But ya, people have been calling it the 710 cap for a long time, nothing new.
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And alternator fluid.
Can't forget the alternator fluid haha!
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Old 02-24-2007   #6
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Re: Missing my 710 part

Here is one for you Mr 98 GSX. I had a customer come to sears to buy a battery for his Pontiac Gooole. I told him that Pontiac never made such car. He said yes they did. I was confused so I asked is the car here. He said yes. So we went out and looked and it said. Pontiac 6000le.
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Re: Missing my 710 part

That's some funny shit right there! I've heard the 710 deal before though, always a good laugh.
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Re: Missing my 710 part

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Here is one for you Mr 98 GSX. I had a customer come to sears to buy a battery for his Pontiac Gooole. I told him that Pontiac never made such car. He said yes they did. I was confused so I asked is the car here. He said yes. So we went out and looked and it said. Pontiac 6000le.
Thats some funny ass shit right there! Man some people are idiots.
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