Official Joke Thread!

[TheBlizzard]

Here is a few good jokes for you guys:

How do you know you're in a church that welcome homosexuals?
-Only half the congregation kneels and prays.

A blonde decided to rent her first porno. She went to the video store and picked out a tape that sound sexy and brought it home. Once at home she removed all her clothes and put the tape in the VCR. When nothing appeared on the screen except static she called the video store and complained saying "I just rented a porno from and theres nothing on the tape but static" The clerk said " Sorry about that, what movie is it?" The blonde replied "Head Cleaners."

Two guys were hiking up a mountain when they came upon some people bungee jumping. Once said to another, "how about it?" The other replied, "no way, I came into this world from a broken rubber and I am not leaving the same way."

A man walked into a sex shop and asked the clerk for a blow up doll. The clerk asked "christian or muslim?" The man said "whats the difference" the clerk repied "the muslim one blow her self up."

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