Ames/Dubuque DSMer

[Jakey]

Originally Posted by 95tsiAWD

Iowa chicks are hot

You're being sarcastic, right? I swear 2/3 of the women down here are corn fed, 1/6 not single, and 1/6 raging psychotic bitches.

[crazyboost]

gstauni - my car is a 92 tsi awd with some of the basic mods: fmic, mbc, safc, maft and 3" gm maf, 3" RNR turbo-back exhaust, custom 02 dump, sbr 3500 clutch kit, symbroski shift bushings...

jakey - yea there aren't that many hot chicks around these parts, especially if you're an engineer, i have about 5 girls in all of my classes combined and they aren't anything to brag about.

[95tsiAWD]

Originally Posted by Jakey

You're being sarcastic, right? I swear 2/3 of the women down here are corn fed, 1/6 not single, and 1/6 raging psychotic bitches.

What are you crying about. Minneapolis is rated 1st or 2nd worst city in America to be single, it was on the news.

2 out of 3 corn fed. Those are some really cheap dates. Most of Iowa is corn, think of all the free food down there you could feed them instead of dropping $20-40 per meal.

hey, most chicks are crazy.. just means they have good pills.. wear a rubber

1 out of 6 are not single, meaning 5 out of 6 are... thats over 80% single rate. those are some good odds.

Plus Iowa has all kinds of space to have parties and get silly drunk and pass out. .... oh yes the good times......