Official Joke Thread!

[Talian]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

Here is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other:

DANGEROUS:
What's for dinner?

SAFER:
Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS:
Are you wearing that?

SAFER:
Wow, you sure look good in brown!

SAFEST:
WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS:
What are you so worked up about?

SAFER:
Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST:
Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS:
Should you be eating that?

SAFER:
You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST:
Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some chocolate.


DANGEROUS:
What did you do all day?

SAFER:
I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST:
I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have some more chocolate.