Official Joke Thread!

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Originally posted by JDM@Jan 22 2004, 02:13 PM
>2 Drunk Buddies
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>Two buddies, Bob and John, are getting very drunk at a bar when
>suddenly John throws up all over himself.
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>"Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me!"
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>Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
>pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
>twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
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>So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
>Eventually John stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad
>time.
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>"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
>you're disgusting!"
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>Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, John says,
>"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin!*  Itsh snot wha jew think.
>I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got
>ssick on me...hehad one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz
>liquor. He said* he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for
>the cleaning bill!"
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>His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
>bucks.."
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>"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."


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