Official Joke Thread!

[Talian]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash on "MY DSM" he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind & body,
and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.

*Amen.


MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with perky boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

*Amen*