Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs vs. Girl Scount Tag-A-Longs

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So yesterday in the name of science I conducted a thorough test examining the differences between the PB Eggs and the Tagalongs. The results showed that without a doubt, the tagalong is the better product.


PB Eggs vs Tagalongs
Amount per container: 1 / 15
Calories: 190 / 1125
Saturated Fat: 13g / 30g
Crunchy NO / YES!
Bite-sized NO / YES x15 !
box so candy does not get crushed: NO / YES
delivered by sexy 12-yr old or MILF: NO / YES
PB Flavor: Creamy, ok... / SEXY
Chocolate goodness: Decent, standard Hershey's / 12-year old girlscout sexual chocolate


This study CLEARLY shows that TAGALONGS are the superior product. To quote a famous Scotsman, 'You will always take my freedom, but you will NEVER TAKE MY TAGALONGS!!!!!!!'