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Re: Got my first ticket
If you want to get your little panties in a twist because someone didn't lick your balls and kiss your ass when you whined about being a dumbass, so be it. Clean the sand out of your pussy and take a Midol.
Sorry, let me go take my Geritol so I won't be so cranky. Maybe I'll take some Viagra too so my e-penis will stay up for a little while so I can keep up with you youngin's on this here interweb thingy.
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
It's always the second mouse that gets the cheese....
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Superjealousfragilemisswithsexualneurosis----John Valby
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